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[#hoez4food: edison food + drink lab]

There are certain places or situations that I find myself in where I feel very “Perry,” my term for feeling like a country bumpkin. Places like the Gershwin Theatre in New York. Things Remembered. And now, edison: food + drink lab.

For tonight’s foodie adventure, I was sans my partner-in-crime, but not alone. My friend Alisha was down to try a new restaurant, so we met at 7:30 for food and drinks and to see what all the talk was about.

Picture the most hipster-riffic person you know. Now picture where he or she might go when he or she wanted to dine out, and you’re probably picturing something close to edison. The place has a rustic, industrial feel, with cement walls and wooden and tile table-top accents, and a wooden accent wall behind the bar. Music from bands such as the Temper Traps pulsates from the stereo. Basically, it’s an atmosphere that makes me feel like I’d be more comfortable with the rest of the simple folk down at the Sizzler, grubbing out on an all you-can-eat pork chop buffet*.

However, that feeling dissipated once I saw how friendly the staff was. When we told him it was our first time eating there, our server took the time to explain the menu to us, and went into detail about some of the more popular selections, giving us plenty of time to decide what we wanted to order. We decided to order a few dishes and share, and ended up with the goat cheese truffles, the avocado leaf seared yellow fin tuna, and the cracked conch and bacon fritters. First up were the goat cheese truffles, which were comprised of medjool date, foie gras, fennel pollen, shattered citrus, and chocolate** :

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Instagrammed, for that extra hipster touch.

followed by the conch fritters (pickled mustard seed, burnt honey dijonnaise) and the yellowfin  tuna (homestead green mango salad, aji amarillo sorbet, fish sauce caramel, tamarind crunch):

Cracked conch and bacon fritters

Cracked conch and bacon fritters

Avocado leaf seared yellow fin tuna

Avocado leaf seared yellow fin tuna

edison prides itself on blending unusual flavors together to create delicious concoctions, so I wasn’t really sure what to expect. What we got was a shit-ton of deliciosity. The goat cheese truffles were creamy and savory, and the sweetness of the dipping sauce perfectly complemented the robust flavor of the conch fritters. Our hands-down favorite of the night, however, was the yellow fin tuna. This had a lot going on, in the best way possible, playing around with hot and cold flavors and textures. The aji amarillo  sorbet (yes, an actual sorbet) was sweet with a little bit of a kick, and it brought out the sweetness of the mango and the onions’ tart. Likewise, the mild flavors of the avocado and tuna went well with the sweet and spicy of the other elements, and the result was a pleasant combination that kept our tastebuds on their toes.

edison is the perfect place to go if you want to shake things up and get away from the ordinary. If you have a couple of friends with more adventurous palates, bring them along. In my opinion, the experience is more fun shared.

Hours

Mon-Fri 11:30 am – 2:30 pm

Mon-Thu 5 pm – 10 pm

Fri-Sat 5 pm – 11 pm

 

Address & Phone

912 W Kennedy Blvd

Tampa, FL 33606

(813) 254-7111

 

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*Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I do love me a good buffet.

**Food descriptions taken directly from the menu

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So you know that song that I am loving right now? I learned that it’s about cocaine (“chocolate” being the street name for cocaine, apparently).  Considering that I am grumpy and jaded and just OVER life on all fronts (personally, professionally, spiritually), it would make sense that I would gravitate toward a song about cocaine, thinking it had a “feel good” quality to it. Know what, though? I’M STILL LOVIN’ IT. Every time I listen to it, I feel like I should start wearing leather and shitty old jeans and smoke (cigarettes, not “chocolate”). I’m curious to see what songs my current attitude will have me get into next. Maybe they’ll be about the glory of vandalization or the rush of knocking over c-stores. Stay tuned.

[#hoez4food: the refinery]

Get ready for a new feature, complete with its own hashtag, y’all: #hoez4food. It was born over brunch this morning with my friend Tony, when we both described our love of trying new restaurants, but lamented over the fact that it’s sometimes hard to get people to try them with us. So a pact was born to try all the places we’ve been reading about in local blogs and become self-proclaimed foodies. Tony even created the hashtag to make it official.

The first stop in the #hoes4food restaurant tour? The Refinery, one of Tampa’s hottest gastropubs, showcasing local vendors and seasonal fare. We both have heard nothing but rave reviews, so I wasted no time in making a 11a.m. reservation.

Located a stone’s throw from The Independent in Seminole Heights, The Refinery is one of those places you just feel sophisticated dining in. It oozes that hipster cool, but also offers an intimate and friendly atmosphere, giving it that “neighborhood hangout” vibe.

It was beautiful outside, so we opted to be seated on the upstairs patio. Tony ordered a ManMosa and The Next Vegetarian Old Stand By, Mark VII, which is brioche can bread French Toast, caramelized plantains, walnuts, and chantilly*. I channeled my inner Southern hipster and ordered the Big Biscuit Sandwich: house cured slab bacon, a scrambled egg, Irish cheddar, tomato jam, and pickled red onion packed between two honkin’, buttery homemade biscuits (grits on the site):

Big Biscuit Sandwich. Egg McWhat?

Big Biscuit Sandwich. Egg McWhat?

It was delicious. The spiciness of the jam and the sweetness of the onions perfectly complemented the egg, bacon and cheese, and the grits were perfectly seasoned: not bland, but not so salty that you feel like a heifer being force-fed a salt lick. Above all, it was quality. I could tell the food had been freshly prepared and not sitting under a heat lamp for ten minutes before making its way to the table. Tony was equally pleased with his entreé, and we both agreed: the place lived up to the hype. And, bonus: the pricing is reasonable. My sandwich and coffee (Buddy Brew!) were around $13 before the tip, which is about what you’d pay at a chain breakfast joint (but without the quality and local flair, which is just depressing). High quality dining without the high quality price? Sign me the hell up. And you should sign yourself the hell up, too, because The Refinery is a place worth visiting.

Hours

Dinner:

Sun – Thu 5p – 10p

Fri – Sat 5p – 11p

Brunch:

Sun 11a – 3p

Bar (awwww yeeeahhhh):

Sun – Wed 5p – 10p

Thur – Sat 5p – 12a

Address and Phone

5137 North Florida Avenue
Tampa, FL 33603
(813) 237-2000 (reservations preferred)
Have a place you think the Hoez should visit? Leave a comment below, or hit me up on tha Twitta (@svb09) or on Facebook. And don’t forget to include #hoez4food because it’s more fun that way.
*food descriptions taken from restaurant’s menu

 

[new examiner article!]

In what could be described as shades of college, I made a late night coffee run to Sacred Grounds Coffee House off Busch Blvd. It has instantly cemented itself as one of my favorite places in Tampa. Read all about the place here.

[new examiner article!]

Oh my god. OH MY GOD. Basically, I hate the internet and my computer right now. I gave myself an hour to write this review before I had to leave to go to my salsa dance lesson, and 35 minutes in I never got past writing the first sentence because of Shockwave plugins not working and fucking up the pages, having to switch browsers, and slow load times. Then it took another good chunk of time to finish the damn thing and post to Facebook and all that jazz for pretty much the same reasons. Sigh. I think I need a new computer, because I’m pretty sure my current one is just going to give up on life, give me the big ol’ finger, and explode in a firey ball of hate, anger, and spite. Fuck you, computer.

Anyway, the review is up. I went to a place in Hyde Park called Piquant. Read it and shit.

[new examiner article and silly mixed cds]

While looking for the Peter Gabriel greatest hits album my dad burned for me awhile ago, I ran across a mixed CD I made, entitled, “SVB’s Badass Bootylicious Ghetto Spectacular Bonanza”*. Here are just a few tracks:

  • Midnight Train to Georgia-Gladys Knight & the Pips
  • Tracks of my Tears-Smokey Robinson
  • Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now-Starship
  • It Must Have Been Love-Roxette

Half the shit I do in life would be so much easier to explain if I were on crack.

In other, less white-girl-trying-to-be-ironic news, I have a new Examiner review up.  I visited a cute coffee shop in Carrollwood, and if you know what’s good for you, you’ll check it out.

*No, that is not the actual title of the mixed CD. The actual title is far more offensive and obnoxious. Yes, there ARE certain lines I won’t cross on this blog.