[about the random b]

Hi. My name is Sarah. I really suck at writing autobiographical information, but I’m going to give this a shot since the elephant in the room is, “Who the hell is this?” and it would be rude of me not to answer.

So, me in a nutshell:

I’m the type of person who asks moderately famous Discovery Channel celebrities to marry her (and who is delusional enough to think that, “not hearing an answer” equates to, “still thinking it over”).

I’m the type of person who considers the $5 bottle of Yellow Tail Moscato at Walmart to be “good shit…”

…yet snobby enough to only drink Patron, Ketel One, or Grey Goose when it comes to liquor.

I’m the type of person who goes to the beach with her friends, and then references the movie Jaws when we’re all in the water.

I’m the type of person who is still holding out for a Steve Perry/Journey reunion. You could say I don’t stop believin’ when it comes to that dream. (See what I did there?)

Most of all, I’m the type of person who likes to write down the ridiculous things she thinks about and experiences and shares it with strangers. I am one random b. Welcome to my blog.